I should be sponsored by Trojan
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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