True but thats because hes a fetus.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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