Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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