their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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