It's Friday. Sex?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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