IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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