i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.