i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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