So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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