No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
