I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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