Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She bit a glass in half.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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