Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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