Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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