i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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