You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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