Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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