Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
look no pants
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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