Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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