i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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