if you like me you must not know who I am
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My balls are so social today.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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