I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to calm my uterus...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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