i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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