She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime