hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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