please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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