p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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