it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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