how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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