So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
