If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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