On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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