ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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