You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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