Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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