Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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