Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
