I hate your face
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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