It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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