So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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