I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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