This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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