I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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