That's when you crack a 10am beer
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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