: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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