i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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