Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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