that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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