Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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