i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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