just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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