too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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