Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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