For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
