just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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