If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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NoShamevember. You game?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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