is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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